Oxguy3's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Don't Shit Your Pants]

Fantasticly hilarious!

Of all the text-based adventure games I've played, I don't think I've ever typed "shit" to win. FAN-DIDDLY-TASTIC!!!

P.S.

>open door
THE DOOR WILL NOT BUDGE!!! OMFG!!!!!!
>pull door
Oh right.

[Punk-o-matic]

Rock On Honorable Ones!

I love this game! So many possible songs!

Slayer19876 - I liked your song, but there were a couple awkward moments where suddenly there was only one instrument playing. The rest of it worked very well though, nice song.

[Human Centipede: The Game]

So fun!

This game is so much fun!!!! It's hilariousness + 8bit arcade + fun! I loved it.

I'd also like to note on what coolmandan10 said: "im only giving it a 7 becuase i dont think the bonus things should kill u. if i remeber correctly, in pac man, the straw berry wont kill u. u just have to catch it."
Why should this game be exactly like Pac-Man? Not all games have to follow strict rules about how they make their game. Why WOULDN'T the policeman harm you; that doesn't make any sense.

[Sentence Generator]

Too much fun!

FTW TECH JOKE!!! The computer looked at the apple because it was clever.
(get it? because apple could mean Apple)

FTW RELIGIOUS JOKE!!! The Muslim looked at the angel because it was dead.

Also funny:
The apple screwed the baby because it was retarded.
The chainsaw beheaded the pool because it was evil.
The card looked at the postcard because it was stupid.
The nerd thought about the bench because it was bored.
The cheesecake harassed the bench because it was selfish.
The fat guy grabbed the glasses because he was wise.
The fat guy danced with the animal because it was wise.

SO MUCH FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Windows Doors]

I love it!

So awesome! My favorites are the chat program and the text files in the Documents folder. Check them out!

[James The Pirate Zebra]

JAMES THE ZEBRA ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Woot! This is perhaps the greatest game of the greatest game series!! Maybe. Anyway, to answer Recedebo's question about "the golden giraffe", that's actually a guest character. It says that on the Super Flash Bros profile page.